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The Replacements

I've had more significant changes in my life in the past three months than I've had in years. (At least, since the new house and first marriage. Hi honey!) In general, I approach change in my life the way you would approach chewing gum in your pubic hair -- with careful consideration, nervous trepidation, and a sense of wonder at to how you arrived at such a circumstance in the first place. And fitting into the old cliche like a hand in glove, my big changes have come packaged in a troika. 1) HIP Around the age of 19 or so, after a particularly intense night of basketball, I remember a sunny day at my Mom's house where it suddenly hurt to walk. And while that moment of "holy shit this hurts" passed pretty quickly, I didn't know that the transitory burst of agony was a warning shot from my body that the good and healthy times were coming to an end. Over the course of a few decades, I slowly lost my ability to dunk a basketball, then I lost my ability to