Over the past year or so, there have been lots of ads for home genetic testing kits like AncestryDNA and 23andMe popping up on television and social media. For a quick primer on basic genetics -- but with a British narrator, so you know that shit is classy -- check this out: BBC Knowledge Explainer DNA | Experience | Territory Studio from Territory on Vimeo . For Christmas, my mother got me one of those spit-and-send kits, so I decided to go for it. Now, I'm not really someone who organizes his identity primarily in terms of "race" or "ethnicity," as dubious as some of those categorizations can be, but I was a bit curious to see where I stood on the tree of life, that balance between blossom and pollination. I sent the findings in at the beginning of January, and I just got the results today, so it's clear that the business is booming. However, I wasn't quite surprised with my results: Europe West (53%); Great Britain (13%); Ireland/Scotland/...