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From this month's issue of Psychology Today:

80% of swears uttered by Americans consist of one of these ten words:

1. F*ck
2. Sh*t
3. Hell
4. Damn
5. Goddamn
6. Jesus Christ
7. Ass
8. Oh My God
9. B*tch
10. Sucks

Together f*ck and sh*t account for anywhere from a third to a half of all uttered profanity.

Now, I would have to think that c*nt and motherf*cker would be higher on that list (and would fit the one-word parameter better than "oh my god," which doesn't even sound like a swear to me), but I guess not.

That's what research gets you, folks...time and money spent on counting sh*t.

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